That’s a title that only other people can give you, not something that can be self bestowed

My kid came to me and said “It’s so hard having friends younger than you because you have to take care of them.”

I replied “Yeah, parenting is hard.”

So you’re saying I shouldn’t be telling all the zoomers on discord that they’re idiots and need to do what I tell them cos I’m worldly wise?

But it’s so much fun!!!

This is scarily accurate.