• Knasen@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    I got something similar in a requirement specification once:

    “Resolution supported: Max” “OS support: The latest one”

    🤦🏼

    • RonSijm@programming.dev
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      8 months ago

      "OS support: The latest one” is not that bad of an requirement…

      If they complain like “why doesn’t this work on Windows Vista, on IE8” - you can just point to the specs and say you only support the latest OS.

      So basically you only support the latest Nightly Build of Ubuntu, since that’s the current latest OS

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      8 months ago

      I literally got the description “make it look cool” in my current project.

      We all know the context and can roughly guess what it means, but still…

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    8 months ago

    Later after you turn down this very generous offer.

    „How can you bring such shame to me, ive already told him you’ll do it”

    • Spendrill@lemm.ee
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      8 months ago

      Some decade and change ago I used to sell people Drupal installs at £200 a pop. They’d get a pretty secure codebase, the ability to add content through a gui and if necessary have customer accounts.

      Pretty much what killed it as a business was everyone expected to be on the first page of Google because business advisers were telling them that sitebuilders should do SEO as standard.

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        8 months ago

        ironically this is what killed google, every shitty business or bad website wants to game the system to be on the first page