“Special goon cave” sounds like a vagina euphemism.
It’s a room where one obsessively masturbates to attractive women.
Whoosh
Anyone have a translation for apparently us geriatric 30-somethings who can’t understand a word of it?
Basically, “I can’t stop thinking of dat ass lol, you said I could tap that but now I’m blueballed, so I’m in the basement feeling like a loser while jacking off to you and trying to hold the spit until you get here.”
Some of those terms are basically the equivalent of appending lol or XD or rofl onto the end of every sentence, but yeah, it’s basically just “ayo lemme smash already gurl!”
It means generation Alpha has escaped containment and seized control of United States government and nukes are on the way
Ps. Skibidi🚽
Us 30 something need to up our game and make some word that’s incomprehensible to these GenA, like tax filing.
