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  • Soyweiser@awful.systemsEnglish
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    2 months ago

    I hope they get how this : “You’ll be a multi-channel online communications pro before you know it” is actually a bad sign

  • self@awful.systemsEnglish
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    2 months ago

    a8c: Shorthand for Automattic.

    a11n: Shorthand for Automattician.

    a12s: Shorthand for Automatticians (pro tip: the number in the middle of the word denotes the number of letters between the first and last letter).

    this fuckhead wants to be Andreessen Horowitz so fucking bad

    • V0ldek@awful.systemsEnglish
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      2 months ago

      My fucking god this is too stupid, I never thought of this because it’s so fucking stupid

  • Mike@awful.systemsEnglish
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    2 months ago

    Very strong “University rag committee who spend half their time telling you how completely mad!!! they all are and the other half telling you solemnly how important the work they’re doing is” vibes here.