Then Randy Savage breaks out the steel chair, right?

With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

The older I get, the more I come to realize that the true virus killing this planet is not humanity, but inhumanity.

To be more specific, there’s nothing wrong with those things being a CHOICE. The problem is with specific individuals telling people that millions of others need to cut their carbon footprint to near zero so that they, as an individual, can keep using their private jet without feeling guilty. And that attitude can go die in a hole. But you knew that.