I’m sure the spider tried

Yes, dad bought it for her after mom killed herself. It’s still in the box.

Not during hole time!

Honestly there’s enough place in places like Guyana and Suriname for you guys

Calling it here, Costco is going to use the genetic information to create the perfect hot dog.

When I plowed through that kindergarten I didn’t get as much as a single dent. If that isn’t an endorsement, then I don’t know what is.

Is it up for sale again?! I missed out the last time!

Hell, I’d jab a pen in your throat right now if I suspected it would somehow improve your health

Replace all the customer facing employees with chimpanzees with webcams that say in sign language: read what’s on the website. Whenever someone calls in or opens a chat, they’re connected with a chimp. Be sure to also include a guide to ASL on the company website. I guarantee sales will go up

Bold of you to assume he would learn anything

Or maybe double down: “I live in my car.”

Then you just give them a hug and tell them everything will be ok.

in the last season Aria kills that ice king guy while wearing Ed Sheeran’s face. She leaps from the trees, catches the king off guard and yells: “Nobody expects to be killed by Ed Sheeran!”

It would’ve been much better if Aria slit his throat moment he tried to reach for an instrument

Does she actually speak the language she’s learning?

You’re gonna cook up a crazy theory like that and not even mention big daddy capitalism?

edit: I was making a joke, it didn’t land right. I agree with you, I probably wouldn’t be on this website if I didn’t.

I thought that too until I met people who considered me an idiot. Now my view is a bit more nuanced.

Innocent God fearing all American red blooded heterosexual bystanders.

Upstanding heterosexual cisgendered male citizen forced to take homeless bum’s life in deadly subway altercation.

Violently homosexual man brutalizes innocent bystander in gay rage.