Honestly probably the best written post I’ve seen on Lemmy.
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works thanks for the incredible write up!
Glad you enjoyed my ass… writing
I have to ask- is eating pussy or licking balls really more sanitary? If buttcheeks are problematic for bacterial regrowth, surely an asshole (less likely to be freshly cleaned at that) an inch away from the thing you’re licking is also a source for that.
The assumption that you’re not making any contact with fecal material if you’re not eating ass is fallacious to begin with. There’s a certain point where you just gotta realize you have an immune system for a reason.
I’m still not truly convinced it’s not some kind of meme/ weird in-joke that I just don’t get. Like, that just seems so obviously unsanitary and with no obvious appeal that I just cannot accept that it can be something that more than a extremely tiny fraction of people actually do
Kissing is similarly gross if you think about it.
I guess you eat a lot of shit?
Any house with a toilet is covered in a micro layer of shit particles so most likely.
Do you press your mouth against the toilet and flap your tongue around on it?
Is your ass always covered in shit? Maybe wash more dude.
Again people do that to each other’s mouths which have way more bacteria and decaying food in it.
That is still another level than actual shit though. No one argues mouths are hygenic. But to compare it to your butthole, I mean, no. There is a reason stuff like handwashing or flushable toilets increased life expectancy quite a bit, people stopped getting sick from all the stuff that comes out of our shit.
Comment was deleted. You should have screen shat it.
I’ve wondered where this obsession with eating ass comes from. Then I remember most people are stupid and want to belong to a flock, like a sheep.
This is exactly what I would expect to read from a normy who never had their ass eaten.
And never will. Just like I’ll never eat a literal piece of shit just to “fit in.” But you do you, Shooter.
My sweet sweet summer child. I hope you one day find the most beautiful partner and you both go crazy on each other in unspeakable ways - throw all that “clear thinking” out the window and live in the moment at least once