How does the saying go:
The beauty of their women and the taste of their food has made the British the best sailors in the world.
Thank you very much for the laugh!
I love the fact they conquered half the world, took their spices and don’t fucking use them.
We don’t?
I just buy grama masala for pure decoration. I mean what else am I going to do with it? Pour it on plain toast?!
Do you?
Absolutely
That’s like the observation that many astronauts come from the US state of Ohio. Because they want to get as far away as possible.
(Michigander here, we love you Ohio, really we do!)
This has probably been posted and upvoted by people who put salad on the same plate as a roast dinner.
As a Brit I will take this shit from anyone except Americans. Your chese is either sheets of plastic or comes in a can, you have no room to criticise any countries food.
You literally have burger cheese. It’s the same shit.
The vast majority of people do not regularly eat Kraft singles just like the majority of brits don’t eat burger cheese every day.
Wtf. There’s so much more to cheese than ‘burger cheese’, whatever the fuck that is.
British food is bland but nothing compared to the stuff in offer in the American Midwest.
Like Wisconsin cheese, Chicago pizza, Indiana tenderloin, Kentucky racism, and Ohio meth?
Three words: tater tot hotdish. It’s what disappointment tastes like.
