FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io to Not The Onion@lemmy.world · 3 months agoA Quick ‘Fart Walk’ Might Be Just What You Need to End Your Daywww.self.comexternal-linkmessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1192arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up1181arrow-down1external-linkA Quick ‘Fart Walk’ Might Be Just What You Need to End Your Daywww.self.comFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io to Not The Onion@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square23fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBrickhead92@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·3 months agoBut both can also be disastrous. You could misstep and roll an ankle, or a fart could end up with more substance than expected. Be careful out there fart walkers.
minus-squarerhsJack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 months agoBut without the first pioneers, how would we know the risks? I salute you, fart walking astronauts! You took the risks and paved the way so we don’t have to fear. I mean, we’re still going to check for skid marks but someone has to go there first.
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoFart-space-walking really sounds like a terrible idea. Unless they have some sort of charcoal filtered undies up there.
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.ioOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoYou gotta think like NASA: Store the farts and use them as propulsion!
But both can also be disastrous. You could misstep and roll an ankle, or a fart could end up with more substance than expected.
Be careful out there fart walkers.
But without the first pioneers, how would we know the risks? I salute you, fart walking astronauts! You took the risks and paved the way so we don’t have to fear. I mean, we’re still going to check for skid marks but someone has to go there first.
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Fart-space-walking really sounds like a terrible idea. Unless they have some sort of charcoal filtered undies up there.
You gotta think like NASA: Store the farts and use them as propulsion!
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