idk probably like detaching my brain stem with a hammer or something
Show me the error in my ways so I can learn from it, or transform me from bad to good.
Subtly undermine my self-confidence.
Distract me with food and drink.
Ask me about something I’m above average knowledged about that I’m also interested in, and then you can disarm the bomb, save the pricess, destroy my entire species before I’m done oversharing the introductory part or even its preface.
Takes away my coffee
Probably shooting the chips from cutting a log with a chainsaw at my face. That’s gotten be at some point painful and extremely annoying.
Whistle any 70s rock song melody
fff fff fff ffffff ffffff, fff fff fff ff-ff-fffff
oh no, im taking too much damage here
⚠️ wet floor ⚠️
Wait out my timer or go around me.
Attack at dawn.
By making me chase after them for more than 30 seconds. Just go ahead, I’ll catch up later.
I was driven mad by the unrelenting noises of society. The clamor, the insanity of humanity. The protagonistic figure decides a more peaceful option is adequate for my type of villainy and offers me quiet respite. A lovely cottage suitable for my hermit-like needs.
With this, I am at peace. I have a home. I have quiet. No quarrels with the world anymore
Cheese.
Either the edible kind or the repetitive-bullshit-but-it-works kind.
Laugh at me and say I’m stupid.