Fake Dentist perhaps? Something about getting cavities filled.
Fake McDonalds? Not sure.
Fake taxi? That just sounds like a kidnapping.
Fake Jehovah’s Witness
You mean Captain Orgazmo
Fake Gamer
I once saw a video where a guy was talking to his sister’s best friend about Fallout 3. He didn’t know how to leave the vault without killing the overseer and she said that she would only help him if he banged her.
Fake Book - jazz musicians getting it on, sometimes in a trio or a quartet, lots of improv but lots of pretentiousness.
Fake politic, you get fucked either way.
Fake porn, you arrive at the group to have sex but instead your partners take turn talking about food, map, history, and all sort of non-sexual topic.
Was it the movie Go where they thought they were getting involved in some sex thing, but it was actually Amway?
