I was a non functioning alcoholic and ran with some rough types in my late teens/early 20s and have both kicked ass and had my ass kicked. Mostly drunken barfights.
One time someone legitimately mistook me for someone else and started cussing at me, so I started cussing back and pushed him to the ground. He got up and did a really neat move actually where he faked a kick and then socked me right in the cheek, knocked me on my ass. I apologized, got up, we figured out the misunderstanding and he bought me a beer.
Does getting knocked out by walking into a glass door count? Broke my nose, btw.
You are a powerful walker
Not as powerful as the glass door, though.
Get busy walking or get busy dying. #volkswalk
This made me laugh out loud and now my wife wants to know what was funny… Thank you.