How low on avocado do you need to be to not be allowed to say that it’s guac? 3.5% will certainly do it.

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    3 months ago

    “Yeah I dunno, Jake…I was just this very moment enjoying this bomb-ass salsa when it hit me…this epiphany just washed over me…I think I want to be a power bottom.”

    pauses putting guac covered tortilla chip in mouth “…o…ohmigawd…you’re not gonna believe this, Mike…”