• Applesauce@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Bidet. Not even the fancy ones. Like the cheap ones that are no more than $20-30. Every poop, I’ve got a squeaky clean butthole.

    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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      1 hour ago

      Almost never having to cram paper in between my buttcheeks is fucking heaven. No more shit smears!