If you’re curious, this is the actual product line. They are kinda cute.
Also – on an entirely different topic that has nothing to do with my childhood being totally and utterly ruined – is it just me or does Spock look REALLY fucked off about something?
Well now my childhood is ruined.
I had a toy bus with people that looked like this that sat in it. It was one of my favourite toys – I called it Derek’s Bus because… well that’s a long and complicated story I don’t want to get into, but it was one of my favourite toys. (I might still have it in a box upstairs).
And now I learn they are called “PEG PEOPLE”?? So if I do find it in a box that is ALL I will be thinking about!!!
Fuck me.
(And yes – not my best choice of words).
They have a point here, there’s definitely a market for a craft book with a project titled “Kirk and Spock penetrate people with strap-on dildos”.
You realise that was the working title for Star Trek 5, but then they went in another direction…
By Diana L. Payne…
You’re familiar with a mind meld well…
