• BilliamBoberts@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    CEO: we’ve had such a great year for profit we bought 3 other companies! And it’s all thanks to our staff!

    Staff: Great! How much will our wages go up?

    CEO: we can’t afford to increase wages, didn’t you hear me, we just bought 3 companies this year.