TachyonTele@lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 6 days agoThe snow has melted after being on the ground for the last week. Why are you mowing your lawn this morning ?message-squaremessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down124
arrow-up1-13arrow-down1message-squareThe snow has melted after being on the ground for the last week. Why are you mowing your lawn this morning ?TachyonTele@lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squarekat_angstrom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 days agoIn my defense, the lawn ain’t gonna mow itself.
minus-squarekat_angstrom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 days agoIt’s alive under the snow, gloating vivaciously
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 days agoDon’t give in to it. Let it nutriate the soil
minus-squarekat_angstrom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-26 days agoIt’s been nutriating so much that it no longer has nutrientations remaining in the soil, and it has begun to sprout legs and walk. It needs to be reminded of its place.
You people are crazy. Crazy!
In my defense, the lawn ain’t gonna mow itself.
It’s already dead. Leave it be
It’s alive under the snow, gloating vivaciously
Don’t give in to it. Let it nutriate the soil
It’s been nutriating so much that it no longer has nutrientations remaining in the soil, and it has begun to sprout legs and walk. It needs to be reminded of its place.
True. Don’t let the lawn win.