• beebarfbadger@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    “Ah, well then. case closed. Give the man a pat on the back for being such a good Christian and we can finish up here. Let’s instead go get some witness statements on that psycho we found slaughtering everyone in that orphanage.”

    “No need, sir. That case is closed.”

    “Huh? How so?”

    “He said the Lord told him to do it.”

    “Hot diggity! Free afternoon!”