20inmyhead@lemmy.mltoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•How do I tell my neighbors that they need to stay off my property and not let their kids trespass. Joke answers only.English
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5 months agoUpdate your landscaping to modern fire-swamp and stock it with many rodents of unusual size.
Four ways:
1: It’s not.
2: The pump charges a minimum of 4 gallons.
3: The pump dispenses at least four gallons, and won’t shut off before then.
4: A cop watches every time a person fills up.
Personally, #3 would be the most fun, from a distance.