I’d look up and memorize winning lottery numbers, then teleport back two weeks ago. (4-d space!) And then I’d just buy a lotto ticket and chill until my past self becomes my current self, but with lottery money.

Good, they deserve it.

My passport showed up today. I need to get started on reclaiming EU citizenship now. Maybe I just commit and use this as a chance to start over somewhere better and safe enough to actually build a life.

But having already done that once, I’m not keen to restart my life thousands of miles away from everything I’ve ever known.

I’m not a doctor, but from what I’ve seen it’s all the vagus nerve, which is responsible for a whole lot and runs through most of the body… which is why there’s a lot of different responses to the inappropriate use of q-tips. Mine is more in line with the meme, lol.

PSA: Please do not the eardrum

Bunsenlabs Linux (a successor to Crunchbang) still has it by default and their forums have some current conversations about it, maybe check there?

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Somehow not NCD.

Peter Thiel has already picked himself through JD Vance. He’s a gay Nazi.

Card view is great for porn. Otherwise, yeah, old Reddit is the better layout.

Just because you didn’t like something doesn’t mean other people don’t. Adults who didn’t grow up eating Hershey’s chocolate frequently don’t like it due to a compound that they use to preserve it that tastes kinda like vomit. What you like is influenced by society and what you grew up eating.

Like other commenters have said, sour candies have always existed in some capacity (before Lemonheads it was likely candied fruit including lemons and limes), and back in the 90s Warheads were super popular due to the edgy marketing and the “kids doing foolish shit” factor. I’m part of the generation that grew up with Warheads being popular and I once kinda gave myself a chemical burn by sticking way too many in my mouth at the same time. Sour Patch Kids are one of my favorite candies now as an adult. And guess who the parents of the kids today are? Yup, the same people who ate the entire package of Warheads in one mouthful in a dare.

If you can tell me where that is, I’ll do it. :(

Hot take, I like the sphere and the goofy stuff they’ve done with it.

What would you be buying with that $750? Most of the reputable budget brands still seem to be a bit more than that.

The rest of us should just do what the transbians do and sleep with each other.

L4L, must have showered and touched grass within the last 24 hours.

Didn’t he have a mastodon account for a while? I think he accidentally got a TERFy blocklist and got harassed off the platform over it.

This is a question that is at least older than feudalism - the Greek tragedy Antigone deals with this question. And the answer, like always, is that desecrating a corpse is bad and dangerous and don’t do it, family is gonna be pissed and rightly so.

Even if it’s funny as shit that there were heads on sticks on top of Parliament for a while.

!cat@lemmy.world

I’m okay with this use of AI, even if those eyes are still weird.

Clock King is the one transphobe who can always tell.