Wells Fargo would serve its sentence in its office with a little ankle bracelet and it would be business as usual.

I’m always “why am I wasting time watching this when I could be playing a cool game?”

Emulators are a thing, you know.

If trains were optimal, they’d have pincers.

Trump is like “lol, I can’t spell that”.

I suppose that they would have learned English, yes.

“My job here is done.”

I drive a Gazelle.

You don’t have to open the hood, you just bend a bit and work from under it. There probably even isn’t a hood.

Once they’ve been run over a few times, they tend to be longer for some reason.

Sooo, is a cheque okay?

And miss the chance of that amazing acronym that just rolls of the tongue?

Or, you can draw them yourself for a personalised gift which he will treasure forever!

(I also know nothing about pokemon)

A car with a thumbstick, I guess.

Yeah, my parents never had any kind of talks with me.

I had an encyclopedia though.

Oh, right, I haven’t been keeping up it seems.

There’s New Zealand but no Australia, what’s the world coming to?

Just use something else, like rocks.

Not reading the article is a bannable offence.

Sorry, new rules.

Could we add a blockchain somewhere? They’re really good with the investors.