M-x life

Is this not just a transcript?

Mate, don’t wear three layers and a wool suit in those conditions!

Immigrants made America great, and America needs immigrants to remain great.

“Doctor, it hurts when I do this.”

I’m shocked. What an incredible surprise. It’s almost like their opinion of the legitimacy of the election depends on the winner.

Under Christianity, I think children were instructed to hold their hands together in order to discourage fidgeting. I’m not aware of any Biblical reason to clasp hands. In fact, I think in the Old Testament hands were often raised in prayer.

Broken laser cat.

If a church can’t be supported through its active membership, it should close. Better no church at all than one sold out to the world, making money from investments and forgetting their true purpose.

Didn’t recognize him without his fedora.

But apparently not in periods…

“Love” in the scriptures is typically a verb, e.g., “God so loved the world…” It describes an action that God does, not a feeling. God’s love is his acting in a loving way towards undeserving people.

Christian theologians believe in the impassibility of God, which means that God does not have emotions as humans do. Then biblical texts where emotions are attributed to God are explained as anthropomorphism - God using human language to communicate his nature and actions.

The devil has enough advocates, but I see your point.

Why did it take Congress instead of the FBI to do this?

My son insisted on a gift for Dirty Santa that was in a box encased in 8 more boxes, each wrapped beautifully. Apparently it was the first gift chosen, so everyone had to sit and watch each box be unwrapped.

Then why did we elect the Orange Clown?

Light it on fire first.

He looks like how I feel.

“… Just not where they get caught.”

FTFY.