I hope there’s a giant archive of these guides we can download, should anything happen to that site. Any older games you might be stuck on, this is about the only place to go for help.

And I’ll tell you now, old games can be obscure as shit. They didn’t care if you finished them or not.

Plus it just means “homeowner” in way too many cities.

Betteridge’s law of headlines: “Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no.”

I can’t really think of a country more reliant on air travel than the US. They should all just stop turning up for work.

Dishonored concept art #331

“now if you just sign here to buy our Stasi-Bot…”

The janitor is nice though.

I’ve played Wolfenstein The New Order. Probably Nazis.

I am fully expecting England to not be at the top. Especially if written skills are measured.

Cool. We’ll swap him for that cunt that ran over a cyclist and then fled back to the US.

Yeah, I think Murdoch sold the UK branch ages ago. GBNews is our preferred hate channel.

Are we talking Spaceballs or Total Recall?

Monkey with a gun.

The one with Jet Li is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen in my life and certainly the worst I paid money for.

It wasn’t. But then you got to Inferno on act 2 (like 4 times through the game) and died over and over to flies.

Dollar hyperinflation incoming

Be like Zammo. Just say no.

The wrong way

I’ve never seen a company who’s advertising goes so far the wrong way. It makes me want to cancel it and I don’t even subscribe.

They don’t even have enough content to fill a billboard, let alone a whole streaming service.

I thought The Bear was Disney and Severance was Apple… At least that’s how they are in the UK.