" I can’t fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"

Like anything, You have to pay extra for that…

Or maybe strapped to a tree in a forest full of hungry horny grizzly bears. Is that better?

Hello, fellow dog percussionists.

This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.

“He is a bit grumpy!”

Didn’t the ending have the text, “What the fuck”?

Maybe the commie antifa super soldiers were the friends we made along the way.

They have one here! I just subbed to it! All we need is wewantcups.

He is lousy with them.