I’m so glad the pedophile ring is invluding the lgtbq+ community. They are so nice and progressive. If i were gay, the first thing i’d wish for is that the pedos like me.

My best friend visited me on saturday. She said she’ll be here from 11 to 5. I had the weirdest sigh of relief when she took off at 4 because of her kid.

Teenager… Millenial?

Or national hero, depending on who you ask

Religion is wild. When i tell people that i don’t drink alcohol they think it’s either for religious reason or because i’m a former alcoholic. When i tell them that i simply don’t like it, i’m weird. Somehow it’s less weird to not drink because of some pedo magic man from the past said i’m not allowed to.

My friend texted me that she went out on the weekend and complained that everyone was wearing trainers and mullets.
And yeah, that might be kinda odd, but i grew up wearing baggie pants and spiked up blonde hair, i don’t think i have any ground to stand on.

It’s stupid because you don’t understand it? Aeems like you are the dumb one then.

Ah yes, the good old take from people who never read a comic book

I don’t think i’m a quick thinker guy, but my reflexes are shockingly good. Like i i sometimes knock something over while cooking and i just see it in the corner of my eyes and somehow catch it midair. But in this fraction of a second my inner monologue still goes: i just knocked something over, but what, oh right, i put the soda stream bottle on the counter because i just emptied the dishwasher. Oh no it’s also probably the glass one, because i have three glass bottles and only one that is plastic, so this could bet really messy when it breaks, they are also kinda expensive.
And then i somehow hold it in my hand before i fully caught up. Kinda like when you snooze for 10 minutes but have like 2 hours worth of dreams.

I mean their last connecters burned out, so it’s definitely an upgrade

It’s wish for even dumber people

There is a brand that makes fake dried meat out of smoked beet. It’s absolutely fantastic but pretty expensive. Same goes for fake salmon.

Oh the water is getting warmer, do not worry about that

I love the notion of: we leu us getting scammed by big corporations like good little puppies and WE LIKED IT.

Meat and dairy should be way more expensive in general

I don’t think so. At some point there will be no more fish

Holy shit, florida is based for once

Horses are almost the worst, horae people are even worse. My girlfriend has a coworker and apparently all she does is talking about her horse and how unwell it is, and how fucking expensive the hose doctor, acupuncture, hose psychologist and keeping the horse in general is. One day she showed me a picture of her company dinner and i asked her which one the horse girl is. Of course she pointed at the 100+kg ork.
They also shove ginger in their butts to make them walk funny. Again, i don’t even like them, but they still don’t deserve to be ridden around or drove around in a trailer for hour. I would be a miserable cunt too

They can loot these assholes

Shit like this is wild to me. Why not just break up and move on?