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Cake day: July 13th, 2023

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  • And then they will leave for a more idyllic life in the country because it’s so noisy.

    I’m pretty sure the large open field behind my house, which used to be full of trees, is going to be turned into another gated neighborhood full of cookie cutter houses. And I just know someone is going to be close to my back yard, and they are going to whine about my wife’s chickens, especially since one of them is a rooster.

    So they will piss and moan and try to make us get rid of the rooster. And then they will probably get a small dog that yaps all night.







  • My favorite episode is the one where they tried to turn a city bus at 50 mph to test a scene from a movie called “Speed”.

    It didn’t matter how the passengers were arranged in the bus, the bus just wouldn’t turn over. In fact, the bus was more stable in a corner when ghe weight was evenly distrubuted, to the surprise of nobody with a mechanical engineering degree.

    The most instructive part for me was what they did have to do to make the bus barely tip over. They had to fasten a big piece of steel plate to the roof, disable the air shocks on one side, and put all the “passengers” (barrels of water) on one side.

    Thus reminding everyone that engineers know more about how to build a bus than movie writers do. Which shouldn’t be a surprise.