I was sure there was a reason, I just never worked in the field long enough to learn or ask why

Thanks 🫡

Or you work with gas cylinders.

I don’t understand this one, please Airgas

I like you.

I eat you last.

It’s 10p EST and I’m still waiting for more 😔

BRING BACK THE FUCKING BUTTONS HOLY SHIT

Same, God just wants me to see y’all

Praise be Cortana and IE’s reinstallation!

My nigga, Fizz, gets it

Like I tell everyone I sleep with, I got 9 inches for you, just be ready to take it in 3 doses ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

The universe has been around for 14 billion years, and I got to share this moment out of all 14 billion of those years with you.

Remember that (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

Put enough of em in front of you and that doesn’t matter (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

Intolerance of the intolerant is the cornerstone of protecting one’s freedoms.

Hey fuck you, buddy! I forgot to log into my alt!

!/s!<