If those Trump supporters could read, they’d be pretty upset.

Taxpayers money and governmental resources being used to protect some asshole’s private assets. Musk, as the richest person on Earth, apparently can’t afford private security.

Trump is terrified that any interaction with Carney will further improve his polls

But they claim that they know better than the actual experts they displace

He promised something that wasn’t his to give. Then did the absurdly naive and ill-informed decision to attempt to negotiate with Putin by assuming against overwhelming evidence that Putin respects him and that he’d act out of good faith if he approached him in a position of submission and weakness. Now the Russians are taking advantage of it.

I bet Putin “promised” Trump he’d give him that win and now he’s just using it as a carrot on a stick to lead him along.

Trump, being the failed businessman that he is, works under the delusion that you can treat a country as if it was a company. Just like he tries to make short term gains by randomly firing employees running his government or that he can “fire” people from an ethnicity that he doesn’t like by deporting them, he thinks that if he puts a country in a position of financial struggle he can just purchase it for cheap.

He doesn’t want to “break” Canadians to destroy our unity. It is far simpler and dumber than that. His “genius” plan is to make a hostile purchase offer.

Even better: To Russia

If I ever got tired of my car and wanted to burn it down somewhere safe and legal to do it, I’d do it the same way as it is usually done for any kind of car: break the window, douse the inside with a flammable liquid and light it up. I’d also have to be very careful while lighting it because if the flammable fumes have time to build up inside before being lit, it could explode and injure the person lighting it.

Additionally, if anything Fail videos have taught me is that fooling around with flammable liquids and fire can quickly go very bad. I would also have a friend with a natural fiber blanket nearby just in case.

Remember when Trump said that Trudeau was going to use the tariff crisis to cling to power and not have an election this year… Long after Trudeau had already announced that he was going to step down as soon as a replacement is chosen?

That was not even a month ago.

It’s not even a fair comparison. Trump is 1000 times the threat to American freedom and democracy Bin Laden ever was.

Do it. I’ll get the popcorn.

Yeah, just buy more money. What’s the problem here?

I had to spend a few months somewhere with no internet connection. I brought my laptop so I can play games once I really got bored. One month in I try to open the Epic Games launcher it demands that I connect to the internet to give me access to my games. I couldn’t play any of the games on the Epic Games launcher, while Steam just worked offline the entire time.

I don’t even have the Epic Games launcher on my computer now.

Do it, I’ll grab the popcorn.

The West is quickly turning into the No Homers Club, but for Trump.

He’s a narcissist. He is incapable of realizing that he is in the wrong. He thinks he is the main character of the universe and that he is entitled to anything he wants. If he doesn’t get what he wants it is absolutely unfair and therefore anything is justifiable to change that.

He still wants us. Crank up the nastiness a little more.

Get him by the ego. Let Trump know that this is clear evidence that Putin doesn’t respect him.

It should have been done even before that when he blatantly started contributing to the Russian war effort

“I’m going to make the economy better by day one!”

“It’s hard to predict how the economy will go”

“It’s just an adaptation period it will get better”

“It’s not going to be that bad”

“It’s bad but it’s all Biden’s fault”

“It’s going to be worse but it will be worth it” <— you are here

“It keeps getting worse but it’s because everyone is preventing me from going all the way with what I’m doing”

“It will all be fixed once I invade Greenland”

“I need a third mandate to fix this country that Biden has broken”

“It will all be fixed once we invade Canada”

“I had no choice but to call air strikes against these American citizens. They were not peaceful protesters, they were violent secessionist terrorists”

“I declare all journalists terrorists and ordered for them to be shot on sight”

“We are about to achieve a great victory against the secessionist forces that are surrounding the capital”

“Please don’t let them shoot me”