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they spelled “Hello World!” wrong
The End is Nigh(tly updated, don’t worry)
they spelled “Hello World!” wrong
colorblind people are like, “yeah, totally.”
ignore entirely the context and the insult,“I need you to do two things: Shut up and go away.”
I just ate a double cheeseburger for the glory of the empire!
could be a spider nest/eggsack. I had to take my whole grill apart and found one right at the end of a burner tube
Gene edit the particular gnats in my area out of existence
Get in loser, we’re bringing cardboard to the mall
He’s “fully functional” is what he is.
This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, “oh, sorry. guess I’ll go home now. bye.”
I mean, you put a bib on him. He’s a hungy lil baby
puts phaser in jello mold
It’s chowder
It’s called a Wifi Enabled Cat Warmer.
lady gaga is old
“For Me…” gratingly said with vocal fry
I’m givin’ 'er all she’s got!
maybe, if we’re lucky, we’ll have satellites hovering around each one of us. just like insects. never giving us a moments peace while screaming advertisements into our faces and coercing us into some labor against our will. the great thing is they will never stop.