Hugh Penisi?
I hardly know him.

You don’t have special furious-masturbation gloves?

What’s wrong with the regular Santa centipede??

(I absolutely think we can/are able to normalise this)

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

I would go sleep on one the night my subscription is about to expire.

A tragedy of about 2 dead billionaires?

Bcs 20 is plenty.
Most companies would comfortably survive doubling their wage costs. And the ones that wouldn’t could still just live with a lower production.

Life finds a way.

I would let anyone extend the bench but if the systems detects the user doesn’t have a valid subscription it folds back into the wall compressing the person into a chunky soup.

I would name these benches after our favorite economic model - the meat grinder.

You had me at Microsoft.

Long live furry artists I guess

That just goes for all db.

So much for art in that artificial I.

The 40.00 is only what they are legally allowed to say/propaganda. Otherwise even 80 would be depicted as barely chad.

We had protests and deaths to achieve that 40.

Yes, so the ease of the whole onboarding process & communities/groups that migrated there.

No arguments on the first one (tho stupid on both sides).

What my brainhole is telling me is that the second argument feels a tad too big seeing how Mastodon basically didn’t grew in the same timeframe. What they call “content” and “community” creation feels driven, the “wave” as you put it.

(But again, this is just imho & ‘a feeling’, I have no sauce, not even that much personal experience)

Louise!?

It’s slightly more than a green(blue?)washed Twatter.

The fact it’s getting such a stellar rise over Mastodon is imho a bit sus - people behind it have coin & reach (political), I’m sure monies are being pumped into the bluesky sensationalization, like influences & media articles.

Twatter has/had a lot of monetization potential & now is even more of a (really incredibly direct) political-tool, there are bound to be interest groups that would benefit from cutting it a bit. But all of them want more monies, so they ofc won’t help fossy things.

Basically.

Ngl, on the vast list of Americas sins this one is embarrassingly higher that it should be in my head.

It was so cute.

Cat physics.

I need a script for a stage act about furry love in Tiananmen Square where the actors arent afraid of sex acts on stage, but make it romantic and slow.