Lol, that’s is basically true-ish, but the counties, cultures, and infrastructure still got oblivioned … also the conflicts ran for so long … also2 domestically it would still count as a war & the president needs wartime excuses anyway.

More violence is coming to USA, that seems a given, but daily shootouts just means more resources to the “militia” the gov uses/chooses to use. And that can get normalised. And the percentage of gun-owners killed vs ICE agents killed acceptable (basically nobody can reasonably fight off an armed force on their own, it’s logistics, not a shonen match). Good TV news tho.

There is no deterrent in ICE getting shot on the job (that doesn’t affect Washington at all), the deterrent would be gun owners grouping together & taking on the gov as a force.

Yeah, make that fucker go to work, then be forced by the (no longer mine) brain to do irrational things, have decision blocks, and with focus on the fritz all the time.

Meantime I’ll be in his dimension making sweet love to his demonic mother, be at peace.

There are quite a few more interesting options now.

Even genies don’t neglect the balls.

I’m always sad when I order a cocktail & the person is just a bartender. One of these days …

You can evade justice if your Reich lasts long enough.

It’s sad when old corrupt criminals just outlive any repercussions, and the systems that shields them becomes the norm.

You are gonna need to use mayonnaise as an instrument with that, captain.

4 gang!!

Hot is hot,
and sex sells.

Some “smart” systems extend to car and bicycle users too.

Which Sealab 2001 episode is this?

(The square pantaloons crossover we deserve!)

wall-to-wall cunts

What in the eldritch scarousy abomination …

Bro chose love, not dictatorship.

Dr Archangels is in charge of health at Vatican?

A scholar of memery,
a meme connoisseur,
a memetics farmer.

There are people out there powering their PC with electricity … what a bunch of environmentally unfriendly weirdos.

I just top up my BSU (blood supply unit) daily and it purrs (in Latin) like a charm.

56k is worth tears to this rich nazi* pillow fluffer?

With the company that had 1,500 employees and bought “an average of $1 million in ads per week on Fox”?

*the nazi thing:

On September 20, 2024, MyPillow posted an advertisement on X (formerly Twitter) for a sale on their classic pillow. The sale price was $14.88, which critics have noted is a common Nazi dog whistle known as the Fourteen Words. Numerous white supremacist accounts praised MyPillow and Mike Lindell in response. Lindell has denied that there was any hidden meaning behind the price, calling it a media hit job.

wiki/My_Pillow#Other_controversies

This is my final form.

All the things crab!