So, you are saying that a guy who was in prision for rape/murder, taken to an army where they encouraged further rapes/murders will want to carry on raping and murdering after being discharged? What a surprise!

It is from Planet Apes?

Both

Like all these knives, forks, frying pans and ovens? Possibly, but that wouldn’t be long.

You could always try with rubber bands and tits?

Fucking war criminals. We had Nuremberg Trials for German nazis, now we need new Nuremberg Trials for Israelis and Russians.

Apple overcharging? Never!

Which breed?

Cheap IKEA rugs are actually named after Danish places.

Are you trying to tell them something?

It is English.

And cunnilingus.

It is decidedly so.

If a woman has a dump truck ass,

She has a what now?

🤣🤣🤣

Funnily enough, your wife said the same thing.

It is called USian. Often, but not always, goes with a red hat and multiple flags.

Squeezing balls make wonders or so I heard.

In this case ask your husband’s lover.

Ask your wife. Or her lover.

How to admit you are shit in bed and you are not arsed enough to work on yourself.