Who knows, maybe next time that’ll be you in that statistic. Not that it’ll be a big loss for society

I’ve had it up to here with these missing wigs!

Governor, I hardly know her

Finally got the hang of this, 51 s today 🎉

I’m a generous tipper at sit down restaurants, but draw the line at places where I’m grabbing a prepackaged sandwich and drink and being asked to tip the employee to literally ring up the items at the cash register. I wonder if the expansion of this practice is turning people off of tipping even when it’s warranted, hence these statistics

I…have had…enough…of YOU!!

My exact thought: surely they’ll be prosecuted under this law, right? Right?

The Res-erection of Christ

Lucky! I went and all they had was a piece of shitzhu

Yeah, oof indeed

Ass:The Final Frontier

It’s the part of the pig that’s best for fryin’, yeehaw!

Pretty gutted at this news, but as others have pointed out, this move may cement LD as a classic without outstaying their welcome. And hopefully there is a desire for more animated Trek now

Chicken or fish? Or poop?

Ok that got a legit LOL out of me, well done

Enjoyed his interview on Jimmy Kimmel. He reenacts his death scene and frankly it’s quite better

Or the UK band Travis

This guy should run for office! He’s a shoe in with locker room / wood shop talk like that

Arriving deputies, the sheriff’s office reported, said the father, who lives in the home, told officers he found Austin with his 15-year-old child and dialed 911.

Inside the home where the child lives, deputies reported

Why is the AI that wrote this trash so dedicated to reminding us that people live inside their own homes??

Interesting, thanks!

I haven’t watched Discovery past episode 6 or 7 of season 1 (after the klingon sex scene, I tapped out) . I take it they’re 1000 years in the future now, and that’s when this series takes place?

If so, oof, it will be hard to identify with a millenium of progress, unless they pull a Futurama and have everything rebuilt a few hundred years in (after the second coming of Jesus of course). Why not go back to the Harve Bennett-era academy series for inspiration? Or set it after Nemesis?

The only redeeming grace for me so far is having Tawny Newsome (or is it Trondy Newman?) in the writers room. She is an absolute delight