Or if you decide to take other drugs that night. You don’t want to mix alcohol with THC for example.

5. Upload the file here.

5. Open a new Word document, embed the scanned image

6. Print as PDF

7. Upload the file here

Sure, throw them away. But you also won’t get back your

€0.15 (12p) per can and €0.25 per plastic bottle

you pay on top for every beverage (canned or in plastic).

Here we are doing it for so long, I don’t remember when we introduced this system and I can say:

• Trash on the streets reduced by a whole lot
• It just became a part of our shopping routine.

I’m pretty sure, you will find the necessary energy and time.

Da fehlt die dauerhaft unbrauchbare rechte Fahrspur.

OK, next step would be stopping your stupid immune system attacking your β-cells.

Oder ein Rammler

There are figures that suggest a different picture, but hardly anyone knows them. In 2013, the former Schwyz public prosecutor Lorenz Müller wrote a “behavioral analysis of serial arsonists”. Based on a survey of German-speaking Swiss cantons, he examined 19 series of fires with a total of 21 perpetrators. Of these 21, three were current and one were former firefighters - their share was therefore just under 20 percent. Müller’s conclusion: the firefighter as arsonist is not “such an unjustified cliché” after all.

translated paragraph from https://www.nzz.ch/gesellschaft/loeschen-was-der-kollege-angezuendet-hat-ld.1815687

There were many arsonists who were actually firefighters:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firefighter_arson

Those indeed came back to the scene.

Ganz interessant vielleicht für die, die den (wahrscheinlichen) Ursprung der Prank-Anrufe bei Moe nicht kennen:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tube_Bar_prank_calls

https://youtu.be/fqM9NU7ds3k

Echt jetzt?

Ich bin in meinem Wochenendhäuschen in der Fickt-Euch-Allee

Hi Speedy Jules!

Waltraud Churchill

What?

“Das bisschen” hier, “das bisschen” dort… Läppert sich halt unf ist auch total unnötig.

Ich verderbe euch ja ungerne den Spaß, aber:

Benutzt doch bitte den Scheiß erst gar nicht!

So, better not eat it?