Counteroffer: Get fucked Putin

The Streisand effect is strong here

That dude does not let anything go

Who’s next? Rosie O’Donnell or Bette Midler?

Russia would need to agree to the proposal for it to take effect

Misleading title, there is no ceasefire yet.

This ceasefire is also not necessarily a good thing for Ukraine

Ukraine is being strongarmed into accepting a ceasefire under the pretense of resuming military aid and intelligence sharing from the US

Putin has called for a ceasefire on many occasions in the past, but this was just a ploy so Russia’s military could rearm and redeploy additional troops and resume fighting. Every time Putin started to lose on the battlefield he would call for a ceasefire like a bully calls for a timeout when the subject of their bullying starts fighting back.

Ukraine initially took these calls for a ceasefire seriously, but quickly understood Putin’s ruse and subsequently ignored all of Putin’s future calls for a ceasefire.

I see Trump’s ceasefire as being no different. This ceasefire will ultimately benefit Russia (shocker) and allow Trump to give some made up reason to once again halt military aid and intelligence to Ukraine once Russia is in a better position to resume fighting.

Nothing is straightforward with Trump, he is all smoke and mirrors in a fugue state of incompetence.

After a while of observing this behavior it has become much easier to predict.

The only time it becomes unpredictable is when variables change in the middle if the scam and Trump has to wing it and make poor decisions that he will later recant as the next version of the scam goes into effect

I thought it was my ADHD

Turns out it was the manic side of bipolar disorder

“Indeed not. You’re much easier to provoke. How fortunate for me.”

The guy that has always constantly shit on electric vehicles is now hocking Teslas on taxpayer time

That’s definitely not Trump’s writing. Not only is it legible and there are no spelling errors, it’s coherent

Tesla sales are tanking because of Elon’s embracing fascism and this is the best they could come up with to fix it

Just lean harder into it and hope the guy who hates electric cars can sell electric cars

Visiting? No.

Saluting a NK General while you are there? Probably.

Womp womp team green

Looks like Russia is using buildings and refineries to intercept drones again

Congress Forgets How To Pass A Law

Are there any of those leaflets left?

I’m in need of several million of them

Shut it down

I just can’t, I had hot dog balogna cake for breakfast lunch and dinner every day this year

Enough’s enough

The US just decided that they’re not part of the negotiations anymore

Oddly (and/or obviously) the White House appears to be helping mostly BRICS countries

This is the equivalent to Putin’s unfriendly countries list