I thought the idea of anybody nominating Trump for a Nobel Peace Prize stretched beyond the confines of plausible reality, but then I discovered the Nobel Peace Prize recipient of 1973.

In retrospect, it is sort of adorable the way I thought George W Bush was the dumbest, most incompetent and easily manipulated president ever.

So far, reports state “fired at” but come up short of saying “hit”.

Sounds like air defenses may have intercepted all of them? At least to the extent we can trust reporting at this stage.

ngl, it’d be more satisfying to read about a successful counterstrike…

The Atomic Sea

or, if a Fallout fan, “The Glowing Sea”

Indeed, on Tuesday Trump said, “I don’t care” that the U.S. intelligence community has assessed that Iran isn’t building a nuclear weapon, according to his own top intelligence official.

So, his generals told him it’d take two weeks to be ready for war with Iran.

The generals were hoping he’d never be able to focus on one topic that long.

There is an entirely plausible chance the US is bombing Iran by (or on) the Fourth of July…

TL;DR:

“A thing happened (or it didn’t), nobody knows why (or maybe they do)”

I want to see some crazy CGI of streaks of red and blue bandanas mixing together under the sound of gun fire to create a rain storm of Purple Hearts all over the LA skyline. Then, an intense voice over and splash screen of the title “PURPLE REIGN”, as a low rider bounces across and fades to black.

Ok, let’s kickstart this picture….

I look forward to someday telling my grandchildren the story of how the Bloods and Crips united to defeat the National Guard and bring sanity and dignity back to LA…

Elon in the meeting:

It may sound alarmist, but it is fair.

Trump represents the US on the world stage, and arguably, the President has more direct power in influencing international policy than domestic policy.

In some ways, the American people’s democratic election of Trump is a more devastating trespass against foreign nations than it is against their own nation.

Apple’s transparency reports are interesting to look at, though I think the last update was June 2024.

Here’s the latest update for the US.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_Punks_Fuck_Off

Ok, so the graph shows us how police killings have gone since George Floyd, but can we see a graph of police killings since George Floyd?

Burning boy had the bean borscht for breakfast before boating beneath big boom bombs.

14 pregnant nurses and one glistening “Fertility Doctor” who just roams around the halls in an open bathrobe chugging orange juice straight out of the container.

Now stage a diorama depicting the last supper using marshmallow Peeps, and then set that Kenmore to “Betray Jesus”…

Nah, it would never happen.

We would end up with comprehensive gun control reform before we ran out of our precious billionaires.

On Hitler’s birthday, no less…