So is Joe!

We are days away from soldiers wearing paintball masks and dirt bike armor.

I’m just sad that we hunted the Nauga to extinction just for their sweet naugahyde.

Don’t forget the time change tonight for most of the USA.

Car Ram-rom!

I really wish Tesla could divorce dipsh** musk. I enjoy my Y but I can’t anymore

Are you wearing a chef’s hat? Who is on the menu?

Minors be miners

How would a bird carry a coconut?

I do miss my traffic closer alerts, but that’s all.

There is only borg. You will be assimilated.

Or someone can let the dogs out. And we can ask “who?”

Poopy butthole vs Mr. Poopybutthole

Looks like the future I want is in the past

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

Don’t make him mad, you women wouldn’t like him when he’s mad

Damn that Geordi voice in my head is spot on.

We’re checking

Damn meddling kids!