AUDIENCE

BOOO! BOOO!

CATHERINE (one hand on her hip, the other defiantly pointing at the audience)

I do as I please! I do as I please! Y’all don’t know me! I do as I please!

How do you nominate for comment of the year?

I don’t want to go back to cleaning mouse balls.

I don’t get it. Could you explain it to me?

Accidentally at first.

… I reluctantly accept your offer.

I receive: chair. You receive: lap. Do we have a deal?

About half were wiped out by flu, measles, and chicken pox when contact was made in the 80s.

Finna give ‘im the ol’ skippity pap

You mean like when divorced parents agree not to fight around their child? I don’t see what could go wrong.

M’aiq? I’ve been calling him ‘Mike’ this whole time. Why didn’t somebody tell me?

That sounds Korean AF

Why can’t you just draw dicks like a normal person?

I eat that free hotdog every week, then go across the street and buy another one.

Is that what he was saying in Mario 64? “So long, Gary Bowser!”

“Why are you standing up for this guy I’m trying to bully?”

Y’all really are all about the cyber-bullying here 😂

edit: post before me had the same link and quote

Oh, that’s evil. A fee for dining in is the biggest load of bullshit I have ever heard of. I would be livid.

Better the tester than a user.

“Major Major had been born too late and too mediocre. Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three. Even among men lacking all distinction he inevitably stood out as a man lacking more distinction than all the rest, and people who met him were always impressed by how unimpressive he was.”