“I could totally take him!”
I came for the nocturnal emissions and stayed for the bed pellets.
I won a longest eyelashes contest when I was a baby at a county fair. Maybe that still holds up?
Setting 3: lap too small, will only remain to thrash in hope of increasing surface area
I think that’s still a love song, just not an “in love” song. Maybe deeper?
I think were gonna need more paint…
I guess it’s all 🦆
Noblesse oblige?
Dream big, girl 😅
Thank you for your service!
Hmm. Did we do anything with all of those extra phone lines? Seems that shortly after they would have become harder to unload too.
OMG! Our cats are twinning!