She isn’t, but you’re right the others involved were. The trial itself didn’t exactly paint them in a great light. The lead investigator texted that he was going through her phone looking for nudes, the security footage from Canton PD somehow happened to become mirror imaged yet weirdly the timestamps weren’t, the entire investigation itself was an absolute shit show (red solo cups are totally fine for blood evidence, right?) the homeowner (cop) got rid of his dog, destroyed his phone, refloored his basement (possible crime scene), sold the house for $50k under value, and according to him “butt dialed” a potential co-conspirator during sex with his wife at 2am while a dead man was on his lawn. Said butt dialed was “butt answered” according to the ATF agent he was calling who then butt hung up before butt dialing him back.

He’ll get Jarno Trulli to hold up the field for Lance.

Sell rides on Air Force Two to pay for stuff. Nobody needs KH anywhere anyway.

Then perhaps Democrats shouldn’t have taken so long to respond to proposals set forth the first week of November.

There’s a natural regimen to save yourself - you must cut out all gluten, eat meals consisting of horse/radish paste (that’s a paste made of horses and radishes), and drink at least 6 glasses of clam juice per day.

Not now, low rent Zach Braff.

They give lead parachutes instead of gold there.

Be helpful if they told us where the tunnel entrances are, but other than that…gtfo

Johnson, Carter, Kennedy, Obama, Biden.

Well there’s the easiest decision I’ve faced all day. Blocked.

Neighborhood: Leave us alone!

Police: leave them alone

Neighborhood: Why is our murder rate up?!

Those are two different people. One partially admitted his guilt and was placed under house arrest, the other says he is not guilty.

Put ice in a glass. Add water. Notice where the line is. Wait for it to melt. Check said line again. shocked Pikachu face

Bing chilling meaning chilling while using Bing (aka watching porn)?

That or a baker. The French really don’t like bakers. Last person to suggest others eat cake had her head chopped off.

Yeah, it’s beyond the environment.

Yeah, his bond was agreed upon before surrender. Jumpsuit is if you’re staying a while.

The jet, which was flying from Moscow to St Petersburg

Wasn’t he in Africa? I thought he’d recently been moved to Africa for the foreseeable future.

He just stopped. It was the most bizarre coup attempt, really.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you put an apostrophe there?!

(ahem, grammar and spelling Nazis are also horrible)