“To defeat Godrick the Grafted, one must become Godrick the Grafted.”
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
I’m learning Japanese so sometimes I might write something out in romaji just to practice. Please correct it if it’s wrong!
“To defeat Godrick the Grafted, one must become Godrick the Grafted.”
I’ve spent $160 on Elden Ring (base game on PC and PS5 and I have the DLC on PC), and have spent 638.5 hours in it just on Steam. That’s about $0.25/hour. Even arcade games aren’t that cheap anymore!
The fact that Epic Game Store exists at all is proof that Steam isn’t a monopoly. A monopoly means they’re the only option. Steam is not the only option. It is simply the best option.
The base game lures in newcomers by being the easiest one of the bunch; then the DLC kicks it up to Dark Souls 2+Ringed City difficulty and those newcomers are getting a taste of what the real game is and can’t handle it lol
I got into these games because of their difficulty. When DS1 came out, the trend was that most games would hold you hand and just give you free victories so you get your dopamine fix. The base game got a little boring because most of the bosses are just regular mobs at the end of a cave with a boss health bar. I actually like getting to the end of a small side dungeon and having a challenging fight and not just a copy of the random little dudes I’ve been one shotting as I walk to the boss room.
I remember hearing a live version of some Garth Brooks song years ago on the radio during a car ride where the audience was so loud, Garth stopped singing and basically told everyone to STFU. It’s always the first thing I think of when I hear the phrase ‘live recording.’
I don’t even know why you’d have to sample other songs to generate good music from an algorithm. Just have it randomly play “the four chords” and it is guaranteed to make something that sounds good.
The government will ban verbs next, making action impossible.
IDK about them being slaves… The last one I played, they were the merchants. 🤷🏻♂️
Wait… How can time ever not be constant? Can we stop time?! 😮
It’s easy when you don’t want to do anything.
4 but wishing I was 9.
I remember when I had AT&T DSL for internet. I actually was able to be decent at PvP in Ultima Online because I didn’t lag all over the place like I did with 56k dialup lol
To be honest, most of my shower thoughts are actually “shitting on the toilet” thoughts.
Cows, yes. Bulls, no.
Cows’ll usually retreat from people. Or if they’re curious, they’ll approach but not too close.
Just don’t walk behind them, or they might try to kick you.
Bulls are territorial. Stay the fuck away from 'em.
My stomach hurts :(
I mean, I don’t work out and am in terrible shape. A woman could easily overpower me if she was even slightly athletic. Not every man works at being strong, and not every woman is weak.
Also, as my sister points out: Gun.
Monster Hunter is on Nintendo. And Nintendo themselves make Pokemon. So I guess it’s okay to have killing or enslavement, but allowing both is bad? 🤨
“This is thin.”
“Impossibly thin!”
“No… I’m pretty sure it’s possible considering we are holding it right this very second.”
There are plenty of videos showing people beating the game using one hand with disability controllers as well as entirely with voice controls or controllers that were specifically designed to be as stupid as possible (like bananas).