My mom’s dead but if she was alive I’m sure she’d be proud of my vocabulary. Anyway my parents & I have never been on kissing terms so no.
My mom’s dead but if she was alive I’m sure she’d be proud of my vocabulary. Anyway my parents & I have never been on kissing terms so no.
WHAT? Y’all are driving your cars around on Lemmy rotors/axels/wheels? Lemmy isn’t strong enough, this is not its intended use!
Do it. Then sit back, watch, and enjoy yourself a 🍿
Because this graphic is basically saying All Religions Bad
Your parents must’ve been wealthy because those are all the fun toys I remember in my childhood that all the other kids had. I didn’t have.
I guess I’m old enough too, but apparently not cool enough. Because I have no idea what you two are talking about.
Would be epic for a third-grader to loudly firmly vociferate a taxi driver back into shape
It’s ridiculous that governments are still confused & trying to figure out all this no-brainer shit
I’m scrolling down so far into the comments hoping someone will explain the benefit of sleeping on wet leaves
Okay but why do you think adults having affairs are sad? They’re out there chasing tail and they’re getting some.
Dangit I came to Lemmy last night to ask a question about SIM cards and you got me all distracted and made me forget
Ooh-la-LA that’s a fun sex mark
(By the way, here’s a more effective way to delete your comments: highlight all the text in your comment then click delete. Then leave a punctuation mark or a hashtag in the comment field. Then save the comment like that. This will overwrite the comment you no longer want people to see. Because nothing is ever deleted.)
Your filthy fingernails are forgiven. It’s all in an honest day of hard work.
I choose millionaire.
Oh but it would be so much more accurate. Someone please create that community.
Hey, don’t announce your vulnerable age to a bunch of old crusty strangers on the Internet
I don’t believe you, because you can only get murdered once, and after that you wouldn’t be able to post comments on the internet.
Dafuq is a nævus? Don’t make me Google it, I’m lazy.