RT is Russia Today. A literal russian state run media.

Hoverboards when???

Fires in California, you say? Yeah…about that…

gestures towards every year for the past 20 years

Well…you know what they say about tall guys with tiny feet, right?

…that they’re sick of the penis size jokes.

The word “over” is doing some heavy lifting here. That commercial came out in the 70s. It’s closer to 50 years ago. Dave Chappelle was joking about it in the 90s.

Hey! Whoa! That’s not fair at all!

You can TOTALLY go camping without a tent. Just as long as you don’t camp in a mosquitto heavy area.

Just sleep outside.

This is bullshit. I don’t use an ad-blocker.

You’re right. It IS bullshit that you don’t use an adblocker. It’s kind of like saying “This is bullshit! I don’t use oven mitts as I take hot metal trays out of the oven! Why am I the only one getting burned???”

No no no…don’t hit them. That leaves a mark. Instead, hold them down, and tickle them for an hour.

Then if they try to go to the police, and say “they tickled me!” the cops will just laugh. And, no marks.

That’s because at a certain point ads become less about direct sales, and more about brand recognition. This is why Coke has a massive advertising budget. You know what Coke is. You’re either going to buy a Coke or you’re not. But by advertising as heavily as they do, they’re reminding you that they exist.

That’s why their heaviest advertising season is Christmas. Some of the advertisements don’t even show their product. Some do, but some just show Santa flying his sleigh with cheery christmas music. Then their Coke logo gets spelled out in the stars as he passes by.

It’s just so you assosiate their brand with good emotions. But it requires an almost constant barrage of ads, and it’s direct sales are impossible to measure.

Nah. That kitten knew what it was getting into the second it decided to use “cute yawn”. This is a pokemon battle, and snuggle attack is my counter attack to “cute yawn”. Just like when the kitten uses “rub head on your leg” it prompts “human picks up kitten and snuggle attack”.

Yeah, basically everything counter attacks with snuggle attack. Pokemon only have 4 moves, and I can’t replace “Feed” “Clean litter box” or “Talk about my day as if the cat understands english from across the room”. My moveset is kind of set in stone at this point.

That’s cool and all, but I don’t use an app, nor should I be expected to download software just to use a website. I use my browser.

That usually happens with traumatic experiences.

Which is what explains how I’m 41 years old, and don’t remember one second of my life.

…either that, or I have dementia…

Thats what they said in 2016 about him becoming president. And him winning the 2024 presidency.

His whole life is based on “never gonna happen”, and then he gets away with it.

You’re assuming the constitution will still mean something by the time his first term ends.

2021?

As for yawning, cats yawn as well, and that doesn’t signal an attack.

It absolutely does!!! Any kitty that yawns is just too cute, and will therefore recieve a snuggle attack!

Search.

If I go to youtube, and I search for content, it’s either there, or it’s not.

If I go to peertube, I need to then exit the site, search on AN UNRELATED 3RD PARTY SITE, and then I can get results from more than the local instance.

If I go to an instance that’s nothing but stamp collecting, the trending videos are going to be about stamp collecting. That doesn’t mean all of peertube is talking about stamp collecting. I’m just on the wrong instance, and the site itself is fractured and borderline useless.

Now you can include a feature to tell peertube that you DO want to see trending, local only, as a stamp collector, on a stamp collecting instance, that would be really useful! But also, if I don’t give a fuck about stamps, as mkst people don’t, the default should be peertube wide trending across ALL instances. I mean, if I don’t care about stamps I’m on the wrong instance to begin with, but that’s besides the point.

I feel like peertube should be each instance is a different type of content. Want to watch guys go fishing? There’s an instance just for that. With multiple different channels, each from different people, each covering different fishing topics. But your whole life isn’t just one topic. So you go to a different instance, one for automobiles, and you follow the channels that post videos about your car. Then you go to a cooking instance, and find a channel that’s just a guy showing you how to bake pies and cakes while running from the police.

Your searches, will 99% of the time not find the most relevant results if we seperate the content based on instance. So the search as is, is really limited and fragmented to have to go to another site, search, find the video, come back to peertube, log in, go to the video directly, and THEN subscribe to the content.

See how jarring that is, compared to youtube? Search, click, play/subscribe. All in 10 seconds.

Am I the only one who just goes to the site in my browser? Why’s everyone need an app for everything anyways? It’s getting out of control. There’s too many apps! I need a way to keep them all organized. Someone should make an app for that!

I mean…how is that different than what we have today?

Wow. That’s a great story. Now show me your genitals, your genitals. Show me your genitals…YOUR GENITALIA!!!

If I make a baby with my neighbor, will my baby be able to run for president in 2072?