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Depends on if they’re going to abduct me or just shoot me.
I upvote cat pictures!
Depends on if they’re going to abduct me or just shoot me.
So going forward, I should keep my crimes under half an hour and it’s fine. Good to know.
However, drugs are mandatory for viewers.
Jesus he’s still alive?!
Pictured: The moment everything went off the fucking rails. (2016, colorized)
The rash is real. I look like I’ve been in an industrial accident or something.
So I tried this and it was an experience of mixed emotions. Relief that my nose was no longer running mixed with an uneasy shiver of disgust as I felt everything draining down the back of my throat. Effective yet disturbing!
I’ve been thinking about that, actually. Just pop into the urgent care like, “Hey doc I just want to make sure my brains aren’t actually leaking from my nose, and if they are can we maybe not”.
I may have to go get one. The area around my nose looks like it’s been set on fire at this point and I have some reservations about leaving the house sporting my nose tampon.
Definitely been taking the good Sudafed.
I WFH and I do the “business mullet”. Acceptable shirt + pajama pants. Business on top, nap on the bottom.
Sparkling water tastes like when your foot falls asleep.
I can’t believe he didn’t see this coming.
At what amount of As does it indicate the battery is just screaming?
Well I’m sure absolutely nothing is going to go wrong because of this. Obligatory /s
No refunds!
Anyone got a betting pool going yet for when this guy falls out a window?
Can I specifically request the ones that build the thing that does the zapping? Or is it like trick or treating where I might get the genes for eel cancer?
That poor guy’s prison wallet must be tapped out by now.