And was the Conductor in Station Eleven

And if my grandma had wheels she’d be a bus

The warden of Shawshank blew his brains out when he was caught doing this very thing. Now they’re doing it in the open with no consequences

Trump responded with enthusiastic approval: “I LOVE TEXAS!” he wrote in a tweet accompanied by a video of the incident.

Yet another example of tRump endorsing stochastic terrorism.

Don’t worry, it made me forget all about my sneeze, so I guess it was successful.

I punch the tip of my nose and pull up a slight bit. Seems to help.

Tried your suggestion, and I misjudged my punch and broke my nose.

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Debates aren’t for the candidate’s supporters. They’re for the undecided voters. How anyone is still undecided at this point is the real mystery

Now do Tucker

You forgot Toyota

alerts automatically went out to law enforcement officers, who responded and ended the shooting rampage within minutes, according to Barrow County Sheriff Jud Smith and Georgia Bureau of Investigation Director Chris Hosey.

Uvalde officers rn:

They’ll cut off their nose to spite the libs

Lemme guess. It was Red Bull who filed the complaint

A truly majestic bird

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