Casualties are to be expected.

Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.

Seems too good to be true. Like you’re about to be ripped to shreds and have your whole world turned to shit.

Onions back!

Every time I am reminded that she was a chemical engineer, I picture Thatcher as a more-demure-yet-viciously-effective Yzma.

Edit: And Mr. “Too Tall To Be A Bus Driver” John Major as a blond Kronk?! Oh yeah, it’s all coming together.

Also, a lifetime supply of peanuts to all residents who aren’t allergic 🥜

My comrade in crisis, we can’t even all agree that there is a fire.

“Some of you may die…”

And my axe ass!

Nobody should be able to do that.

Restricting freedoms too?! You must be one uhv them commi an-tee-fah immigrants takin’ up all our jobs and unemployment benefits! Stay away from our cats! … unless they belong to childless women, then it’s fair game! /S

Whoa whoa whoa, building codes? That’s just costly red tape! How will builders see ever increasing profit margins with all this government bureaucracy?! Remove the building codes entirely, let the Free Market^TM do an invisible handshake with Jesus, and the rest will take care of itself /s

Memes demonstrating that Neolithic communication is superior, as written language is abandoned for pictographs on digital walls.

Read “occupied Florida” at first. Immediately thought of the Sunshine State Freedom Front and their loosely-affiliated ally the Orange County Liberation Front.

Been down mostly for a week or two, started with DDoS issues, not sure if that’s ongoing or if the onion site is just gone now.

Called one a ra-cist, and he said "Ouch!

Imma steal your account for being such a grouch,

And invite JD on over to the couch."

As a cat, his parents may in fact be dead. Or not. Who knows. They don’t keep in touch.

elements chelements

FTFY

Here you go

scientist: That’s weird…

I feel like we’ve seen this movie before…

Maybe it can barely run a web browser because it’s working so hard spying on you?