Hilarious that it’s named after bread. Imagine if the Canadians created a missile called Poutine. Imagine getting killed by the fucking food missile.

More air defense in Chechnya means less on the front lines. No additional air defense in Chechnya means pissed off Chechens. Win-win.

Time for Kadyrov to do a March on Moscow? Worked out well for Pringles.

Ukraine is doing a great job decarbonizing the Russian economy.

Due to difficulties in the currency market, your bonus will be paid in instalments, in an equivalent quantity of potatoes and mandarins.

There is no cow level.

Bruh how? You can get kilograms of dried beans for $10.

It’s more expensive for canned beans but for $10 are you eating 5 cans of organic beans a day?

Only if you’re American.

Damn I had to go to Europe to get my ass ate by a cryptid

Under pressure from Nazis and tankies.

Is your timeline set in the past for that site? It shows the present day for me when I check.

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The commute itself? Hard to say. But according to the article, a billionaire produces emissions equivalent to a million average people.

There are 3,311 billionaires.

Once they are eliminated, that’s the emissions of 3.3 billion people taken care of.