Should have released this article yesterday, I did them at midnight.

Oh, so Jesus just had one nut, the Holy Ghost had the other one, and God obviously had the Heavenly Shaft. Got it.

Jesus and God are two different entities, we were discussing “The Father”.

Well God, that’s pretty sexist. You don’t need a penis to pee.

Peeing implies waste, which implies imperfection. If god were really God, his body would be 100% efficient and he wouldn’t consume anything he didn’t need.

They quoted you, lol

Christians? They’re pretty baked in to the American system, good luck excising that tumor.

I’ve never met a Muslim that wanted to kill three quarters of society, but that’s the only kind of Nazi you could ever possibly meet. It’s kind of their only thing. Tolerance of intolerance only leads to more intolerance. It’s why people who are lactose-intolerant should avoid lactose. Society is, by nature, Nazi-intolerant, Nazis make society shit itself.

They’re not defending their beliefs, they’re defending their right to exist. It’s the same thing they do for Christians and Jews and Buddhists etc etc etc.

See? I told you you wouldn’t get it.

Those people are defending non-extremist Muslims, not all Islam. There’s a huge difference, though I don’t expect you to grasp it based on the general level of ignorance you’ve displayed thus far.

Leftists are largely non-religious, rightists are the religious fanatics.

You’re describing users without basic knowledge.

I’m going to ensure people know they are other options

I haven’t heard of any viable option, so you’ve failed. The only way to accomplish what you want to accomplish, what we all want to accomplish, is to elect enough local politicians that support massive electoral overhaul to disrupt the two party system. FPtP and winner-take-all must go, but we’re never gonna get there by throwing our votes away to unviable third parties. In the meantime, we do the best with what we have and we let logic rule our decisions, not emotion. Try it!

You: “I don’t like these two candidates so I’m going to do everything I can to ensure the worst one wins!”

You’re not trying to plant a tree, you’re trying to burn down the forest.

Your third party vote causes waaaay more damage to “people on these shores” (and on all other “shores”) than any possible direct action could mitigate. Any legal action, anyway.

You’d vote for both of them? That wouldn’t work out well in your favor, they’d just throw the ballot out.

I didn’t say anything about leftists, not sure why you brought it up.

I’ve always preferred Geri’s Game anyway

I’m playing a lot of pinball, but that really hasn’t changed.