What a gorgeous cat. I have two Siamese.
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We should aspire to be more like our cats.
I have a really great clowder, I just wish a group of cats had a cooler name.
They’re in training for extreme coziness.
They’re all over each other all the time. They do have plenty of space in the house, and they even allow me a small place to sleep if they aren’t using it. They are nothing if not benevolent.
She used to make me nervous because she would just appear out of nowhere, and that’s why I named her Danger. As we’ve gotten to know each other better she has been the sweetest cat. The “or else” is reserved for when her brothers and sisters act up.
I set em up, you knock em down.
His brother and sisters have long legs too.
Disorder and Disarray by Rancid. There are lots of great examples here, and I think this one fits.
I have five cats, and it’s pretty easy actually. I just tape all the holes in the pizza box shut, and weigh the lid down so they can’t open it. Then I hold my plate at shoulder height, and eat while walking aimlessly about my house. Seriously, it’s not a big deal. (Do we do /s tags here?)
What a disgusting shithole america has become.
I love this cat so much! Her name is Danger, by the way.