It didn’t happen.

It only happens a little bit.

It happens and that’s a good thing.

I think they mean it’s spreading fecal matter all around from the butthole outward, not spraying with poop water. I’m a guy. I find it ricochets, hitting the backside of my scrotum at times. I figure if you let it go long enough, it’s bound to wash the particles off, but can you be sure?

It’s terrorists/freedom fighters all the way down.

They’ll have to sell of their stocks to get that 2% to cash, which has the added benefit of lowering the stock’s value. Next year, we’ll bump it to 3% to make up the difference. Rinse, repeat.

People have different tastes.

Can you not fathom this idea?

Stop being antivax!

The New York times article gives a little extra detail.

up to 14 weeks into their pregnancies, according to the French justice minister, Éric Dupond-Moretti.

That’s pretty much only the first trimester (12 weeks, so two weeks into the second). Why rejoice to this, when in the US, any limit on it is decried as the most horrible thing ever?

People who have experienced various other countries want to settle in the US. People here who haven’t been elsewhere, idolize the idea of X country and post about wishing they could go, knowing deep down they wouldn’t even if they won the lottery and could go anywhere.

Nope, it’s been stated, so it’s a fact here. You are just in your own tiny bubble of people who don’t want to live in China.

People in charge of making laws are upset when people follow the laws they pass…

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Russia, Ukraine, Hamas, Israel be like, “Notice us.”

Do you people just lick up whatever Hamas tells you

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Ha. It feels good to have such a benevolent leader here in the US. He never talks business with his family. He only talks about the weather when family members call him on the phone. Whatever profits are made are because they are the smartest people he knows.