A Moose once bit my sister …No really! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian m0vies: “The H0t Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge M0lars of Horst Nordfink”.

I look both ways on a one-way street…

‘I have been called a ponce…’

Don’t threaten me with a dead fish!

Family gathering, shirt buying, washing machine hose replacement and clean, cooking, and maybe fix a bit of jewellery. Gym on Sunday.

Think they got the green light on long range missile use? Just saying, it’s a long way on and very effective strike…

Sounds like a good time!

In your base, killing your dudes.

Jeepers, looking like that, I’d be shoring up her nationality, not questioning it!

Spherical, but slightly pointy in places…

Someone must have the vaporean copypasta at this point…

As I understand it, the trebuchet is technically a catapult, I think you are trying to undermine it by referring to the lowly mangonel which is certainly inferior.

… During the medieval period…

Trebuchets - the superior siege engine. (Disclaimer: probably not medieval)

Has to be rubbishing the competition. Even if I’ve solicited the engagement, if you have to pull yourself up by putting your competitors down then you’ll lose me. Tell me why you are good, not why they are bad.

Quick, change the law so he can run for president whilst being governor, worked for Florida.

Ok, I lost it at that one, that was inspired.

When you say graphics…

I’m my opinion games, like movies or comics are a form of medium for sharing ideas, feelings, escapism or enjoyment. Graphics can be good without being realistic, I think it’s art not realism that matter so we may have to have a semantic argument about the terms ‘graphics’. We all remember those 8 bit games that brought us joy. Just finished playing Dave the Diver, a modern game in pixel at form, which conveyed so much feeling and care that I was moved by so much of it.

You’re not the only one, realise that it’s just a means of covering thought or feeling and worry less about the realism.